Extracted from Jim Palmer's Divine Nobodies and his chapter on 'Extreme Doug'.

1. Do go to church Sunday morning and evening and Wednesday night, and for extra credit, partake in Monday-night visitation
2. Do tithe 10% of your gross earnings
3. Do read your Bible a minimum of five days a week before sunrise
4. Do vote Republican (what's that in the Malaysian context? The Opposition?)
5. Do be heterosexual
6. Do evangelize, but don’t fraternize with the ‘lost’.
7. Don’t smoke – pipes, cigars or cigarettes – or chew, dip, or otherwise enjoy tobacco (or alcohol)
8. Don’t listen to secular music
9. Don’t entertain inappropriate jokes…except the ones that make fun of other religions and denominations
10. Don’t disagree with your church pastor, elders or staff; they know more than you do.
11. Don’t forget to tithe
12. Don’t go back to bed when your alarm rings for predawn Bible time.
13. Do confess sin to get right again with God if you screw up